For all the fathers out there:  you are a hero to your kids, so fucking act like one. Heroes don’t say they’re too tired to play, and they don’t yell at little kids when they spill juice. Heroes put themselves last:  ALWAYS. “I’m only human”, you say?  Fuck that.  You’re not human, you’re a hero.  Man up and start acting like one.

For all the fathers out there:  you are a hero to your kids, so fucking act like one.

Heroes don’t say they’re too tired to play, and they don’t yell at little kids when they spill juice.

Heroes put themselves last:  ALWAYS.

“I’m only human”, you say?  Fuck that.  You’re not human, you’re a hero.  Man up and start acting like one.